Film #29: Jack and Jill (2011)
Last year, a gentleman by the name of Adam Sandler made a movie called Jack and Jill. Though Sandler gave directing duties to his longtime collaborator Dennis Dugan (who has directed Sandler films from Happy Gilmore to Just Go With It), he made sure to have his fingers in every other aspect of production: Producing (alongside two others), writing (alongside three others), and, most noticeably, starring in not one but both title characters. That’s right, Adam Sandler plays both Jack and his incredibly lewd twin sister Jill. When I first saw the trailer for this film, I thought it was a joke, like something Sandler’s character from Funny People would have made during the nadir of his career. Unfortunately for all of us, Jack and Jill is not a joke. It’s easy to tell, since the movie’s excruciatingly unfunny.
April 18, 2012 | Categories: 0 - 0.5, Comedy, Genre, Ratings | Tags: adam sandler, al pacino, allen covert, ben zook, dana carvey, david spade, dean cundey, dennis dugan, drew carey, Elodie Tougne, Eugenio Derbez, funny people, Gad Elmaleh, gary valentine, happy madison, jack and jill, jack giarraputo, johnny depp, Jonathan Loughran, katie holmes, lakers, Nick Swardson, norm mcdonald, peter dante, regis philbin, rob schneider, robert smigel, rohan chand, Sandlerception, steve koren, tim meadows, todd garner, tom costain, Valerie Mahaffey | 1 Comment
Film #24: 21 Jump Street (2012)
21 Jump Street is an action-comedy film loosely based off the TV series of the same name that ran on Fox from 1987 to 1991. I never saw the show, but apparently all the 2012 film takes from it is the premise: Youthful-looking police officers are placed undercover as high school students. The two youthful cops that the film follows are Morton Schmidt (Jonah Hill) and Greg Jenko (Channing Tatum). They’re much the same as they were in high school – Schmidt intelligent but awkward, Jenko athletic but an idiot – but this is 7 years later, so even though they were at odds in their schooling days, they quickly become the best of friends during training. They’re terribly incompetent cops, though, and are stuck patrolling a park on bicycles. They get reassigned to the 21 Jump Street program after Jenko irresponsibly detains a perp, eschewing reading the Miranda rights in favor of humping the drug dealer while telling him to suck it.
March 17, 2012 | Categories: 8 - 8.5, Action, Comedy, Crime, Genre, Ratings | Tags: 21 jump street, barry peterson, brie larson, channing tatum, chris miller, chris parnell, dave franco, ellie kemper, holly robinson peete, ice cube, jake johnson, joel negrone, johnny depp, jonah hill, mark mothersbaugh, michael bacall, neal h. moritz, patrick hasburgh, peter deluise, phil lord, rob riggle, stephen j. cannell | Leave a comment
Alice in Wonderland marks the 7th collaboration between director Tim Burton and actor Johnny Depp, but it also marks the first foray into 3D for Burton. The film itself has been anticipated for quite some time now, understandable considering its near-150 year old source material. Lewis Carroll’s story has of course been adapted to the big screen many times over, the most famous being the 1951 animated feature by Walt Disney. Burton’s film is not a remake or retelling of that film; instead, like 1991’s Hook, it fashions itself as a sort of grown-up sequel.
March 9, 2010 | Categories: 5 - 5.5, Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, Ratings | Tags: alan rickman, anne hathaway, chris lebenzon, crispin glover, danny elfman, dariusz wolski, helena bonham carter, jennifer todd, joe roth, johnny depp, lewis carroll, linda woolverton, matt lucas, Mia Wasikowska, richard d. zanuck, stephen fry, suzanne todd, tim burton | Leave a comment