Paranormal Activity 4 (2012)
Warning: This review contains spoilers for the first three Paranormal Activity films, but I’ve avoided spoiling too much about Paranormal Activity 4 itself (until the Stray Observations – read those at your own risk!)
Back when it first received a wide release in 2009, the original Paranormal Activity was a breath of fresh air. Compared to the 5-year old Saw series, for instance, its thrills and scares were generated not by the amount of blood onscreen but by the unseen terrors that it set off in our imaginations. The found-footage genre wasn’t exactly new at that point (having already been used in, for instance, REC and Cloverfield), but it hadn’t reached the seemingly ubiquitous status that it has now. Audiences responded and the film grossed nearly $200 million worldwide. Because of that huge success, there’s been a new Paranormal Activity movie released every October since, and 2012 is no different, bringing us Paranormal Activity 4.
October 19, 2012 | Categories: "Found Footage", 6 - 6.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: aiden lovekamp, alexondra lee, ariel schulman, brady allen, christopher b. landon, henry joost, jason blum, kathryn newton, katie featherston, matt shively, oren peli, stephen dunham, steven schneider, zack estrin | Leave a comment
John Carpenter’s 1978 horror film Halloween has often been cited as the first major slasher film, and while that’s not exactly the case (Black Christmas, anyone?), it is a seminal entry to the subgenre, establishing many conventions and centering the film around the murderous antagonist Michael Myers.
October 8, 2012 | Categories: 7 - 7.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings | Tags: brian andrews, charles bornstein, charles cyphers, dean cundey, debra hill, donald pleasence, halloween, irwin yablans, jamie lee curtis, john carpenter, kool lusby, kyle richards, moustapha akkad, nancy kyles, nancy loomis, nick castle, p.j. soles, sandy johnson, tommy lee wallace | Leave a comment
Film #26: The Woman in Black (2012)
The Woman in Black is a horror movie based on the ghost story of the same name written by Susan Hill. The film stars Daniel Radcliffe in his first non-Harry Potter film role since 2007’s December Boys. Radcliffe plays Arthur Kipps, a solicitor living with his 4-year-old son in Edwardian era England (early 20th century). He’s a bit disgruntled, having never fully gotten over his wife’s death during childbirth, but that doesn’t stop him from getting dispatched to the English countryside to deal with the estate of the recently-deceased Alice Drablow. Center to her estate is her giant manor, the Eel Marsh House. During his time at the house, he sees the specter of a woman (in black). Soon afterward, children in the town begin to commit violent suicide, and the townspeople blame Kipps for invoking the curse of the Woman in Black.
March 21, 2012 | Categories: 7 - 7.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Suspense | Tags: alexia osborne, aoife doherty, brian oliver, ciarán hinds, daniel cerqueira, daniel radcliffe, david burke, james watkins, jane goldman, janet mcteer, jessica raine, jon harris, liz white, marco beltrami, misha handley, richard jackson, roger allam, shaun dooley, sidney johnston, simon oaks, sophie stuckey, the woman in black, tim maurice-jones, tim mcmullan, victor mcguire | 2 Comments
Film #8: Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)
After watching the second Paranormal Activity film a few weeks ago, I had an immediate urge to follow-up with the third. Despite the disappointment of that film, I just love horror movies, and I have a special fondness for these found-footage movies that immerse the audience in verisimilitude. In any case, I would have expected the third movie to follow Katie and Hunter after the events of the second, but instead, it jumps back in time to the 80s and glorious VHS tapes to show us all the stuff that happened to Katie and Kristi when they were young. And so this movie follows them, their mother Julie, and their mother’s boyfriend Dennis, who takes it upon himself to film the house every night after noticing some unnatural dust settling on tape after an earthquake (which was only recording because they were about to make a sex tape – yes, the series finally went that route, but no, it doesn’t actualize into any nudity).
January 25, 2012 | Categories: "Found Footage", 7 - 7.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: akiva goldsman, ariel schulman, chloe csengery, chris smith, christopher b. landon, dustin ingram, ghosts, hallie foote, henry joost, horror, jason blum, jessica tyler brown, katie featherston, lauren bittner, oren peli, paranormal activity, paranormal activity 2, paranormal activity 3, poltergeist, prequel, rosemary's baby, sprague grayden, steven schneider, supernatural | Leave a comment
Film #7: The Orphanage (El Orfanato) (2007)
The Orphanage is a 2007 Spanish-Mexican film written by Sergio G. Sánchez and directed by J.A. Bayona, his debut feature film. It’s considered by many a horror film, but it also borrows heavily from the fantasy genre, which isn’t surprising given that it’s co-produced by Guillermo del Toro, director of the fantastically fantastical Pan’s Labyrinth from the previous year. Protagonist Laura (played by Belén Rueda) returns to the orphanage she grew up in with her husband Carlos (Fernando Cayo) and their seven-year-old adopted son, Simón (Roger Príncep). Simón doesn’t know that he’s adopted, or that he has HIV – two secrets that an elderly social worker (Montserrat Carulla) threatens to reveal after she visits Laura one day. Shortly after this encounter, Simón disappears, and Laura is driven to despair.
January 24, 2012 | Categories: 9 - 9.5, Drama, Fantasy, Foreign, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: Belén Rueda, children of the corn, creepy masks, debut feature film, fantasy genre, Fernando Cayo, Guillermo del Toro, horror, J.A. Bayona, Montserrat Carulla, pan's labyrinth, Roger Príncep, Sergio G. Sánchez, the omen, the orphan | 2 Comments
Film #6: Insidious (2011)
Insidious is a horror film brought to us by James Wan, director of the original Saw film. While that movie was a slasher, this film is a quieter but equally effective stab at the supernatural subgenre. After moving into a new house, Renai and Josh Lambert (Rose Byrne and Patrick Wilson) face a familial crisis when their son Dalton (Ty Simpkins) inexplicably slips into a coma. Three months later, Dalton, still comatose, is moved from the hospital back home, where Renai (and Dalton’s younger brother) begin to see things and fear that the house is haunted. The family moves to another new place, but when problems persist, Josh’s mom Lorraine (Barbara Hershey) brings in psychic-esque friend Elise Reiner (Lin Shaye). Despite Josh’s initial protests, Elise’s methods prove that Dalton’s soul is lost in a supernatural world called ‘the further’, and it’s up to Josh to go in and recover his son.
January 23, 2012 | Categories: 6 - 6.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: barbara hershey, insidious, james wan, jason blum, leigh whannell, lin shaye, oren peli, paranormal activity, patrick wilson, rated pg 13, rose byrne, saw, steven schneider, ty simpkins | 2 Comments
Film #3: Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
Two years ago when the first Paranormal Activity came out and had everyone shitting their pants, I saw it and did a webcam review for the now-defunct Rotten Tomatoes Show. I didn’t bother to keep up with the series as the sequels rolled off the line, but since PA2 was on Netflix, I decided to hit it up, remembering the fond feeling I felt toward the original. Paranormal Activity 2 is a “parallel prequel” to the first, taking place before and a little bit after its predecessor. Instead of following a couple, the sequel gives us a full-fledged family – newborn baby, dog and all. Adding to the camcorder shots is footage from security cameras that the Rey family installs after they come home to find their house in disarray (but with nothing stolen). Over the next couple of weeks, wife Kristi and daughter Ali start to suspect a supernatural presence in the house, though father Dan remains obstinate.
January 15, 2012 | Categories: "Found Footage", 5 - 5.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: brian boland, katie featherston, micah sloat, michael r. perry, molly ephraim, oren peli, paramount, paranormal activity, paranormal activity 2, seth ginsberg, sprague grayden, tod williams | 1 Comment
It’s probably unfeasible, but I’ve decided that over the course of 2012, I’m going to try to watch 100 movies. This is the first.
Film #1: The Crazies (2010)
The Crazies is a horror/thriller remake of the original 1973 film. I’ve never seen the original, so I can’t do any comparisons. This movie takes place in a small Iowan town of 1200, where attractive town sheriff Timothy Olyphant and his attractive town doctor wife Radha Mitchell try to escape a federal lock-down after a plane crash infests the town’s drinking water with a chemical that’s turning its inhabitants violently insane. Accompanying them is the attractive town deputy Joe Anderson and his handlebar moustache.
January 8, 2012 | Categories: 7 - 7.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: 28 days later, billy fox, breck eisner, brett rickaby, christie lynn smith, danielle panabaker, dean georgaris, george a. romero, glenn morshower, gregory sporleder, handlebar moustache, horror thriller, joe anderson, joe reegan, john aylward, justin welborn, larry cedar, lisa k. wyatt, mark isham, maxime alexandre, michael aguilar, mike hickman, preston bailey, radha mitchell, ray wright, rob cowan, scott kosar, the crazies, timothy olyphant | 1 Comment
Two years ago I wanted to review the new Saw movie for The Rotten Tomatoes Show. Having not seen the most recent installments of the series, I marathoned the first five films and then dragged myself to the theater to see the sixth. When I was finished that day, I had witnessed a series that consistently got worse with each subsequent sequel. The following year, I consciously ignored the release of the purportedly final Saw. But now it’s available free on Netflix, and I figured that I might as well see the way the series ended.
Wrapping up the now-sprawling mythos of these movies would be no short order. After the innovative original and the first two subpar-but-not-wholly-inexcusable sequels, the filmmakers killed off Jigsaw and started f0llowing Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor), who managed to be the most unfulfilling and bland replacement a horror series has ever seen. We’ve followed this cardboard oaf around for three films, and his fate is the focus of the ultimate entry as well. The parallel victim story follows Bobby Dagin (Sean Patrick Flanery), a man whose fabricated Jigsaw-survival story has made him a best-selling author. Flanery has to go through and save a bunch of his acquaintances by playing Hoffman’s games. It’s the exact same set-up that we saw in the 3rd, 4th, and to some degree 6th film in the series, and its familiarity is stifling. Worse off, the filmmakers try to include some kind of “see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil” theme, but it’s too underdeveloped to be clever in any way.
On Hoffman’s trail is the latest one-film protagonist, Detective Matt Gibson. Actor Chad Donella fits in with the rest of the cast since he’s hammy and awful. Detective Gibson fits in with the rest of the characters because he’s entirely unremarkable. The film eventually tires of him, lazily gunning him down with an automated turret early on in the third act. Under Gibson’s protection was Jill Tuck, Jigsaw’s ex-wife who has popped up in every film since the fourth. Her role is much more central to Saw 3D, which is both a good and bad thing. Good because Betsy Russell has obviously made some kind of deal with Time – at 47 years old, she is still every bit as toned and attractive as a 20-somethings woman; bad because she’s weak as both a character and an actor. But she did make me laugh whenever she ran, so that’s something.
Being part of the series that helped establish the phrase “torture porn”, Saw 3D has all the gore you’d expect it to. The opening scene features flying intestine, another has Linkin Park singer Chester Bennington getting the skin ripped off his back, and in one unnerving scene, a fish hook has to be yanked out of a person’s stomach through their throat. Just typing that disgusts me. These gruesome acts are filmed in the usual unforgiving close up. But you already knew that this would be the case, it’s a damn Saw movie.
As the film begins to wrap up, its flaws appear more and more egregious. Logic is trampled by the need for more gore. One of the last tests that Dagin has to endure is unlocking a door using a combination etched into his molars. Nevermind the complete inanity of how one could have chiseled numbers with such precision in the back of this man’s mouth – anything so long as the end result is someone pulling their own teeth out with a wrench! The film’s final twist is both predictable and disappointing. Spoiler alert, turns out that Dr. Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes), the guy who cut his foot off in the first film, has been helping Jigsaw this whole time also (because Amanda and Hoffman’s retcons weren’t enough, apparently). This whimper is the way that Saw chooses to die. It’s something it really should have done four movies ago.
The first Saw was a great horror movie. Sure it was flawed, but it was original and bold. As the derivatives kept coming, the series kept dulling itself. Sure it maintained an unhealthy level of gore, but it traded its sincere originality for imitation intelligence, with convoluted storylines in place of actually smart twists. Nothing embodies this drastic decline better than Mandylor as Hoffman. As he lumbers around the police station, stabbing person after person in the exact same way, it becomes shocking how this movie manages to be even worse than its precursors. There’s really no way that Saw 3D couldn’t be the last film in the series, because with it, the devolution of the series is finally complete.
Final Rating: 1/10
–James A. Janisse
October 3, 2011 | Categories: 1 - 1.5, Genre, Horror, Ratings, Thriller | Tags: betsy russell, cary elwes, chad donella, costas mandylor, kevin greutert, marcus dunstan, patrick melton, sean patrick flanery, tobin bell | Leave a comment
The Wolfman! One of the classic Universal monsters alongside Dracula, the Mummy, and a handful of others, forever inscribed upon our collective consciousness through continuous revampings and updates. Does the latest reboot of the horror icon stand up to the quality of the versions that preceded it? Though I’ve never actually seen any other Wolfman movies, I can only hope that that answer is “no” – the latest interpretation, by director Joe Johnston, is a bad movie in absolutely every regard.